Proverbial Thoughts

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

We can choose to throw stones,
to stumble on them,
to climb over them,
or to build with them.
-William Arthur Ward

Joined : 28 May 2007 Posts : 85

Stupid bitch

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.
William James

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs,
which are brief and pithy.
William Penn

Joined : 24 Feb 2008 Posts : 167

The first bowl sleekly moistened throat and lips,

The second banished all my loneliness

The third expelled the dullness from my mind,

Sharpening inspiration gained

from all the books I've read.

The fourth brought forth light perspiration,

Dispersing a lifetime's troubles through my pores.

The fifth bowl cleansed ev'ry atom of my being.

The sixth has made me kin to the Immortals.

This seventh...

I can take no more.

- Lu Tung, Chinese Poet

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:44 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

EDIT. Dammit, that was good shit!

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:28 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

EDIT. Suckhole!

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:13 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

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EDIT.

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:39 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

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EDIT.

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:58 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

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EDIT.

I'm leaving the youtube link..........just because.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTZcfiPkfQ Twisted Evil

Just for you!

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:50 pm

Drunk. Edit. Whooops.

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

EDIT.

Just because..........
http://www.jibjab.com/view/104696

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

hey z, i have some questions.

what is acceptable for us to talk about then?

how come you pay any attention to the posts if they bother you so much?

do you feel like you are losing control of your creation?

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

no matter how much you bitch, you guys have to admit that you all really love the banter.

oh and by the by, i know blackmamba. she's not fat. . . . at all. quite the opposite actually. but it did make me laugh when i read that. (ha)

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

What's up with all the edits? How are the little ones gonna follow the story when you remove half the illustrations from a book for illiterate readers?

Z- Do you really not feel the way you act when you're drunk, so you read it sober and think, "I wanna take that back, that's not really who I am." ???

Or do you really feel that way but you don't want people to know that's who you really are so when you're sober you edit it quick, but when you're drunk you get sloppy and "piss" right in front of us all and hope we'll excuse it cause you're drunk?

lol!

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

As promised, EDIT.

However, the song stays....'cause it rocks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfyPxvdmwv0
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Thanks, unknown! Cool

xoxo

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

"it has been said, by someone far wiser than myself, that nobody is boring who is willing to tell the truth about himself. to narrow this down further, someone equally wise said that the things that make us ashamed are also the things that make us interesting." - eleanor rigby by douglas coupland

it's really too bad that someone would edit themselves in order not to be judged by others.

Speak your truth loud and clear!

Joined : 19 Sep 2008 Posts : 4

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:18 pm

I edited those because it would seem roughly once every six weeks or so, I get really shitfaced, and that's usually when that certain someone in my personal life is making my day to day life a living inferno of bitch shit.

And it would seem that I didn't feel I've scorned her enough in person, so I hop on here and flame the first person who pisses me off, which is wrong and unfair, thus I take it back the next day after sobering up.

It's not because I'm editing myself. It's just that some innocent on here shouldn't have to pay for my personal garbage.

That's all. Nothing more or less on that. Carry on.

Joined : 13 Mar 2008 Posts : 239

heyyyyyyyyy,was that an apology??
kinda,sorta,sounded somewhat like, an indirected one.

Was ya saying sorry Z???

Who ya sayin "ooops"to,did ya say some fucked up chit about me,my mother ,or someone related to me?? geek

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:16 am

I don't think it was so much an apology as it was a reason.

I'd just spent a straight month with an ill-tempered, coked-out, jealous, control-freak who claimed she was done dancing forever (again.) So, I tolerated all this BS while she cooked, cleaned, sucked and fucked like a pro, however didn't have a job so I bought 93% of her food/cigs and needless to say, it's all unappreciated.

The upside is I feel fueled up again to write about strippers. And just when I'd thought everything could possibly have been said about this one, my fair lady comes up with a fresh batch of lunacy for me to make fun of publicly.

Oh, it's coming. My head still has some healing to do (inside and out) and I have to sort out some topics n such, but this past stint will grant roughly 3 different posts about crazy bitches.

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

Hehe. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and sounds like a duck....It's probably a duck! I love you

(That's Z's equivalent of an apology, but don't make him admit it!)

TheOtherJanitor- I know unknown What a Face

....(Heh, that's kinda funny!) Hardly the type to frequent any stripper websites, and you'd be more likely to call her a sex-kitten than for her to choose it as a self-title. Do me a favor and don't chase off people with brains and beauty and a wild burr up their butt to deal with the likes of you! Some of us enjoy having peers more than pee-ers! Razz

BlackMamba and unknown-
"If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it."
-Epictetus

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

hey Z,

i just wanted to thank you for putting a picture of christian bale up as your icon. i do not look at that man nearly as much as i should. god bless his mother.

i could care less if he's killing people when he looks like that. Laughing

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

unknown-

Stop humping the computer screen and wipe the mouse off! Razz

It's an avatar, silly!

Z-
I'm confused Suspect

Why do you say you paid for 93% of her shit and she didn't appreciate it? Wasn't she cooking, cleaning, etc. for you? Did you not appreciate what she was doing for you? Or were you paying for her services and she didn't pay you back for yours? What am I missing here? What was the agreement? Was she supposed to take care of you but you owed her nothing? Did you really not need her help around there, and she sold you something you didn't need and couldn't afford? If so......get some balls! Shocked

xoxo

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

what i don't understand is why you guys will keep trading money for cooking, cleaning, and fucking and then afterwards you turn around and get pissed about it and say that you didn't want to pay for their shit. JUST DON"T PAY FOR THEIR SHIT!! just don't do it. why is that sooooo hard?

why are you letting a girl push you around? did you think she was going to change? i let you in on a little secret. . . when you give an inch people will push you to give a mile. i know we all want this ideal loving relationship where we can give without being hurt, but the truth is you have to stand up for yourself. seriously people. learn from your past mistakes, make a change in yourself first, or this will keep happening forever. and then your life will be all about bitching about the last girl who you didn't really like who screwed you over and made you feel used.

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P.S. Are you actually paying for SEX?! If you don't need/appreciate her help and it's costing you money for her to be there, then you're paying her to fuck-n-suck, which is why you always hate her later! Much longer of this, and your wiggle won't waggle for her anymore! silent

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

hey, why is your guys biggest sassy insult always to insinuate that someone is fat when they piss you off?

i really don't get it.

it's not as sassy, witty, or biting as you think. plus, i've been called worse things by better people.

get some new material janitor person/ steve martin

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

HEHE. Candy's gooood!

Joined : 14 Feb 2008 Posts : 63

unknown,
You know how my 12 year old is at the age of trying to practice wit and sarcasm? These guys are at the same level! In fact, if they pick on you, then they're probably trying to impress you! It's cute in a dumb dog kind of way! geek

P.S. My spank-bank is running low! How's about a picture of the hot BLACK guy at the smoke shop?! affraid

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Heh

The only way for what?

No fair! WAH! I wanna get high?!
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OK, back on subject!
"Jade which has not been polished is of no use."
- Chinese Proverb
They that dance, must pay the fiddler!

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

"You know, Mommy, if it weren't for all the problems women have, half the men wouldn't even have girlfriends, huh?"

-12 year old child

Subject: Re: Proverbial Thoughts Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:12 pm

"If it weren't for prison, men would silence women the easiest method possible."

-- 34-year old male.

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

You ARE in prison! "I submit that an individual who breaks the law that conscience tells him is unjust and willingly accepts the penalty by staying in jail to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the very highest respect for law. I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live."

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"Never fuck with a person who isn't afraid to die!"
-Malcolm X

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
-MLK, Jr.

Joined : 21 Mar 2008 Posts : 183

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
- Mark Twain

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PrincessCupcake,
There you go again, defending only one side, not even aware of what my words meant, because you don't fight for justice, you fight for self. First off, asking Z if he even knows who his daddy is, has absolutely nothing to do with your father. I have no opinion in any direction on that matter. If you say he's a good man, then so be it. I've never met the man, so I can only take your word for it. I'll let Z explain to you his version of what was said on his end of things, not that it matters to you since you could care less who Z hurts as long as he's there for YOU, right? That is a big fucking no-no! Maybe you should seriously start standing up for what's right, even if it means standing up to your own brother. You might be the only one who could even have an effect on him, since he cares so little for anybody else. You're stepping in to defend the bully, on your own behalf, with no regard for what is just or fair, I can only assume because you feel that status (ie, being sister to the bully) leaves you protected from injustices. Just remember that there are always bigger bullies than the one you support. I'll handle my splinters if you get that log out of your eye!

PS, I do respect that you're defensive on your dad's behalf, but there is no defense needed in this situation. Honestly, as soon as Z edited his bs, I wanted to edit my rebuffs. I only opted not to because I figured it was a good illustration of how only hearing one side could be totally misleading and also how entirely hypocritical a person (ie, me) can sound when you isolate just their comments. Still, to see you say something on your dad's behalf, even if you did misunderstand, means he has value to you and therefore I respect what you said and give a great big shout out and thank you to all the men who choose to play the role of an appropriate parental unit.

Joined : 28 May 2008 Posts : 9

princess cupcake,

what's with the threats man? seriously, i don't think anyone was trying to talk shit about your dad. it's cool dude. maybe chill out and relax a little .

Joined : 29 Jul 2007 Posts : 347

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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.

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We're doing quotes? One of my personal favorites.

"Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"

- Eric Cartman

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Hehe. I thought that was a Quagmire quote!

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