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My new favorite song of the day!

BlackMamba — Sat, 17 May 2008 17:09:15 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIkWJZf33UY&feature=related

CONFESSIONS

MissDemeanor — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:09:08 GMT

Cathartic Lament. Forgive me.

Dreams.....Wonder what this one meant?

MissAnthrope — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 02:10:33 GMT

Someone else's really weird dream.........

"I was at school, and it was recess time, and a huge wave of water came and covered everything, so there was no land left. Everyone disappeared, (I'm assuming they died,) but 2 people came back, reincarnated as sharks. They accidentally got into toxins, which were everywhere, and then they mated and laid eggs. Animals that had adapted to the water came and killed the 2 sharks and destroyed all the eggs, but one was left that they didn't know ...

Lack of rants from Z

RobotMonster — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:21:07 GMT

Did you work out all of your frustrations?

The Thinking Man's Church

BlackMamba — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:03:31 GMT

If there was a church for thinkers, this guy could be one of the elders or rotating priests or whatever you call it. He definitely makes me think....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI

Proverbial Thoughts

MissAnthrope — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:02:38 GMT

We can choose to throw stones,

to stumble on them,

to climb over them,

or to build with them.

-William Arthur Ward

And if you ask me why i'll say.....

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:27:43 GMT

Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A .

I can't believe you crackheads don't write about drugs!

MissDemeanor — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:25:55 GMT

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

-Denis Leary

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

-Robin Williams

"I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example."

-Mick Miller

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

"Always ...

This movie ROCKED!

LadySovereign — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:10:30 GMT

Probably my overall favorite movie this year. Didn't see it in the theater, it's out on dvd. You can get it at your local CockBuster (or whatever you call it!) Although there are some rather unbelievable parts (definitely not as bad as Mission Impossible), it's still action packed, with several sub-plots, and lots of symbolism for those of you practiced in the art of symbology! Classic! Check it out when you get a chance.

"Shoot 'em Up" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlx4n_ibNZE

Obama vs. McCain

PrincessCupcake — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:32:08 GMT

I am sure at this point, that everyone is sick of all the election talk.

However, I am curious. Who did you vote for, and why?

For some people, asking who they voted is like asking a woman her weight-it's just not right..

But, I don't care. It's over. So, I am just curious.

Max Hardcore Sentenced To Prison

RobotMonster — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:32:09 GMT

More at:

http://www.maxhardcore.com/

Black Guy or White Guy

BigGreenMnM — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:09:05 GMT

Who ya voting for,and why???

Is that question off limits here,i have not seen it discussed?

Glad I'm German.

Z. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:26:58 GMT

Because I don't care much for Asians. I think they smile waaaaay too much. I don't like people who are happier than me; makes me wonder what they got going on, ya know?

I don't care for Latinos, either. I dunno, let's forget about them snagging jobs n such . . . I'm always gonna be pissed off about being told to press "2" on the phone when I already knew who I wanted to talk to in the first place.

I don't care much for the "English" as well. It's always "bloody" ...

How to know a bitch is fucking nuts

RobotMonster — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:14:59 GMT

Eye brows shaved or tweezed into nothingness and then she paints them on with clown paint (or something similar.)

Definite sign.

Some parts of a woman's body should have hair.

LMFAO!

LadySovereign — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:35:58 GMT

Sooo many hilarious people on this planet! Check out this craigslist ad I came across!

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Reply to: pers-881716306@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2008-10-16, 2:31PM EDT

I will make this short and sweet. I am only intersted in pretty girls

that live on the east side of -------- that would let me sniff their

farts.

email me only if serious

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Seriously?!

I ...

Im perplexed,what hole does it go in??

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:21:26 GMT

sortin music,lots of it,im on overload,lemmie vent.

Jimmy Buffet???

What the fuck???

Where do you put it for future generations general viewing and listening enjoyment???

Fuck all the dj's ya know,they got it listed in their "country"folder,if at all!!!!

I think not,neyt, says I,wont let it happen,sowwwey,not on my watch!!!!

Its classic rock guys,period,anyways ya look at it,for those old enough to remember.........

You did the Deadhead tour for ...

My Bologna has a second name.....

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:25:45 GMT

its Mayer.

My Bologna has a first name....

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:24:17 GMT

Its Oscar

Cursed!

RobotMonster — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:34:21 GMT

Everytime I see a Bond ad, I think of that idiot The Other Owner. The one who use to be so suave and sophisticated. A real strippers dream. Posted with a James Bond avatar.

Until a drunken stripper slut bitch accused him of rape.

Then he became Mr. Get-His-Nuts-Cutoff.

So suave he is. So sophisticated he is. Telling everyone how it should be. LOL!

Stripperweb hero.

Something I'm Proud Of/Happy About:

MissAnthrope — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:17:44 GMT

Tonight my 4th grader tried out for the basket ball team and made it!

My mom punked me,im such a dj biotch!

BigGreenMnM — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:04:56 GMT

ok not sure how it happened,why,how,or when?,or who the "bad guy"was!????

I cant point phalangies.<sp>

The dj program at work,I built it,took years, its at about 300,000 songs,all good ones fer stage.

I sweer,n I used it on real live wenches!,real time,with profit margine considered!!(mine to be exact)

Soooooo

Im working on transferrin all this to another uber cyberscdj program"where any customer walking,could come in and request a song,and hear it before ...

The "C"word theory

BigGreenMnM — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:00:55 GMT

Ok im just saying...

4 times that I remember seeing(non sober,cant prove it in court),then i pointed it out to someone and had them come in the room and watch after it happened a couple/few times,they saw it happen TWICE!!!

Im on the east coast,sat tv/internet,im out in the woods,far away from the crowds roar..."Hughes net" be thy provider.(hangs head in shame)

I watched the debate tonight.

Often times,im saying MORE then 4 times(at least TWICE with sober witness),when ...

Frustrations of a strip club dj.

Z. — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:15:42 GMT

If this thread makes the grade, I'll transfer it to a post on the actual site. I suppose the topic is shit that I'm tired of hearing pertaining to my job.

1. I love when dumb broads come up to the booth to request their current favorite song and want you to play it right away, ya know, while typically in the beginning of whatever shift you're working, there's the fewest amount of people.

You'd think these airheads would rather sell themselves to whatever top-40 audio massacre they're ...

Damian has some pissy post.

Z. — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:04:26 GMT

I have to admit, I laughed my ass off with this one. Rules.

http://catharticlament.com/dposts/d026.html

Too bad about Max Hardcore

Juro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:46:19 GMT

Here was an excerpt from his website before it was shut down:

" Welcome To My World --- Click Here To Enter

Hi, I'm Max Hardcore & I'd like to say Thank-You for coming by my place. I'm a Porn Patriot, & do everything I can to serve my country. I'm best at helping troubled-teens & their equally unbalanced mothers become productive citizens. Because as we all know, they're more out-of-control than ever before. They won't work, can't cook, are selfish, and create drama to ...

How much to change a prius lightbulb??

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:55:31 GMT

heheheheheheheh

(sob)

1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

800 for the computerized headlight,200 to get it installed.

Yes folks,the end of days is near.

A headlight that cost 1000 to replace.

Are you fucking kidding me??

This reminded me of that---That reminded me of this

MissAnthrope — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:07:46 GMT

So, my friend T- has struggled with eating disorders since high school. She lives in California now, which happens to be really hard on her because there's an overwhelming air of superficiality that seems to hang over Hollywood like filthy smog. She recently sent me these song lyrics by some guy who calls himself Bright Eyes, which is kinda ironic since he's so tragically emo. Anyway, the name of this particular song is "False Advertising" and I can only assume that T- liked them because ...

Stripper web bitches find some truth

RobotMonster — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:25:57 GMT

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126548

I post the sad little wanker waddles:

misspthesweetesttaboo

Senior Member

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Joined: Sep 2008

Location: (Works mostly in) Miami

Posts: 137

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My Mood:

Default WTF... I Think You Guys Made Someone Mad.... Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Reply

I know I probably shouldn't even give this the time of day, but DAYUM this pl is mad @ SW....I was on SCL and ...

Stupid Stripper Slut for October 5 - Kiera0304

RobotMonster — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:46 GMT

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=126354

WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Another whiny cry baby "I'm such a victim" stripper rant.

The world doesn't know how hard stripping is. I mean - here is a job where you get to dress up and then drink all night. No one really expects anything out of you other than the customers - who expect to get ripped off.

It's so horrible because it's all males. MALES. Horrible creatures. What's this job all about again? ...

The fall of Hugh Hefner

RobotMonster — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:54:52 GMT

Apparently there is a lot of concern about Hugh losing all his girlfriends.

When you pay whores to be your girlfriend, they tends to disappears when there is no money.

The little gold diggers go after the usual sports stars, movie celebrities, and rock musicians.

Basically all those people strippers would like to believe they could get but in reality the best they can dig gold from are fat old balding sweaty men. (Think that guy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.)

Hugh Hefner ...

Live chat, wankers.

Z. — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:12:54 GMT

Now that the live chat is up and running, it would be nice to get some regulars from here in once in a while. Additionally I need to test it out with more than 4 people at once.

And I'm sure I speak for the majority, as it would also be interesting to have a group conversation with Juro.

Live chat can be accessed from the main page.

www.catharticlament.com

Obama flashes penis at Palin

BigGreenMnM — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 08:13:22 GMT

nahhhhhhhhhh sorry,got nuttin for ya.

made ya look.

Why you don't date strippers (Alleged Rape on Stripperweb)

RobotMonster — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:17:22 GMT

The Other Owner is such a moron even if he didn't rape this chick. Didn't he learn anything from those Duke boys? He's an idiot.

He goes on about how much money he has and then lines himself right up to get played.

Otherwise, he thinks he is a smooth operator and desired by women. Either way, he is putting himself in a bad position. These women HAAAATE men.

When the fuck are these ass licker men on stripper web going to figure that out?

TOO is a complete ass licker ...

an "IkeDea"

BigGreenMnM — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:24:42 GMT

Yea,new word,i invented it,get over it.

Ok so im watching coverage about Ike down in Texas.

They showed 1 house that was built to withstand a cat 5 storm.

It was the only one left standing in a whole neighborhood that was smashed to its foundation.

Nothing left standing for miles around,except this house.

So here's my "IkeDea"

Let the guys who built this house repair the flood walls in New Orleans,and make it a law that anything built on the coast has ...

Gender Bias Lawsuit Against Stripper Web

RobotMonster — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:02:50 GMT

I have been doing some research on gender bias lawsuits regarding membership in various private clubs. Things like golf courses not accepting women members, females being represented by their husband in votes, etc.

For the most part, that sort of thing has been decided as discrimination and people have gotten paid for it.

I went and took some screen captures of some very gender bias posts and apparently there are new rules that will be appearing in the future regarding what one gender ...

Main site revamped.

Z. — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:15:28 GMT

Been fucking around the past two weeks on the main page trying to make it more flashy, interactive and interesting, hence no recent posts from me. Check it when you have time and maybe comment on some other shit I could add that would be interesting to the masses.

Added live chat, a question thing that will benefit those who wanna talk shit about me/the site but don't want me to know who it is. Links section is currently being worked on. This should all be finalized by Sept 25th'ish, ...

Granting women suffrage was a HUGE mistake

Juro — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:44:02 GMT

Face it, almost every President we've ever had since 1920 has been a clown.

We'll never have another Teddy Roosevelt or even an Eisenhower. Nooo, now we only want a good-looking guy with a great personality, so that means no goofy four-eyes or bald dudes.

Just look at the mess we're in now, I honestly think the USA is scrrrewed.

Jesus Christ, am I making sense to you fanboys?

Oh, and voting wasn't always a right. Why did black men EARN it right after Emancipation?

Take ...

Killing America - part one

Juro — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:06:31 GMT

http://anonym.to/?http://www.coloradogold.com/archive/Killin...rt_one-786.html

Killing America - part one

August 21, 2008

There are a lot of ways to kill something, either slowly or quickly. As for a living thing, you can shoot it, run over it, or use some other instant way of getting rid of it. There are slow ways, such as poison administered gradually, or perhaps destroying its ability to care for itself. If you took a domesticated animal, and put it out in the wild, it would starve ...

Jesus Cream

BigGreenMnM — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:12:01 GMT

(Long story,short version)

Ok,growing up,my mom got this cream from the on post hospital that she put on all the kids cuts and bruises.It was more potent then the civilian version of the same stuff and we could only get it thru the military hospitals, this shit really worked.It would clear up cuts in record time,the shit was the bomb in my opinion.

I have not been able to get this stuff,even thru military channels,for about 20 years.At least not the potent version.

Everyone in my family,and ...

Happy Birthday to Z

PrincessCupcake — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:04:28 GMT

Today is Z's birthday!

I'm sure it's not that big of a deal to him, but birthdays are still fun.

So,Happy Birthday-to the bestest big brother I could ask for!

Between DDT and LHC...I need some THC and TLC!

NobleSavage — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:04:53 GMT

So, yesterday they did the first start-up experiment. Oct.21 they will have their first collisions. Hmm.......

Know about it? Have an opinion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba1GXi-9fbA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj7rSQapA1c

*Please only smart people reply. It's a new paradigm sort of thing.

Why Gays Don't Go Extinct (and how we can help)

Juro — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:30:35 GMT

http://www.livescience.com/health/080617-hereditary-homosexuality.html

Why Gays Don't Go Extinct

By Clara Moskowitz, Staff Writer

posted: 2008-06-17

Homosexuality in males may be caused in part by genes that can increase fertility in females, according to a new study.

The findings may help solve the puzzle of why, if homosexuality is hereditary, it hasn't already disappeared from the gene pool, since gay people are less likely to reproduce than heterosexuals.

A ...

and yes....

evilsboitoy — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:52:37 GMT

when I said "special" I meant "retarded."

hahaha...

as if that line alone wasn't enough.. you had to add the picture..

and you wonder why you cant keep good quality house pussy.

LOL

fukin love ya man!

Killing America part four

Juro — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:02:45 GMT

http://anonym.to/?http://www.coloradogold.com/archive/Killin...t_four-789.html

Killing America part four

September 2, 2008

The race situation in America, has and is killing it. In spite of all the liberal handouts and excuses, there are millions of Americans who have a bad taste in their mouths about negroes. As far as race is concerned, forget about slavery. That was outlawed in 1808. Let's talk about the racial situation in the last 75 years, which was when FDR was elected and ...

Killing America part five

Juro — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:54:12 GMT

http://www.coloradogold.com/archive/Killing_America_part_five-790.html

Killing America part five

September 4, 2008

One of the reasons civilizations in the past have collapsed, is because their money was debased. Not by the citizens, but by the rulers, who always spent more than they took in with taxes. How did they do it? By clipping coins and diluting their content, among others. Sort of like America's ceasing making coins out of silver, and backing the dollar with gold. Even ...

Killing America part six

Juro — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:46:47 GMT

http://www.coloradogold.com/archive/Killing_America_part_six-791.html

Killing America part six

September 9, 2008

One of the ways a nation can be killed, is by not keeping its borders guarded. Ask any German, French, UK, or Italian, how they feel about their respective onslaught of foreigners. Not speaking the language, imbibing in every known welfare program of their nations, working dirt cheap and living like animals, is the common way illegals in every land operate. They also ...

Abortion, birth control & child support = promiscuity

Juro — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:43:14 GMT

Argue with me, if you dare.

This sounds like what Angeleyes has

Juro — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:25:19 GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood.

The essential feature of histrionic personality disorder is an excessive pattern of emotionality and attention-seeking behavior. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, ...

What I learned at Stripper Web

RobotMonster — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:22:49 GMT

I learned that stripping is "just a job" and boyfriends should get over it. Until dad or the brother walk through the strip club's doors - then they are creepy if they stick around. But - you know - it's just a job.

I learned that if a boyfriend wants her to quit - then he's jealous and insecure. Of course, he is not allowed to go into strip clubs. After all, he wouldn't be going there because it's his job.

If a stripper meets a guy in a strip club - he immediately is ...

Killing America part three

Juro — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:04:24 GMT

http://anonym.to/?http://www.coloradogold.com/archive/Killin..._three-788.html

Killing America part three

August 28, 2008

There are so many ways that the D.C. Gang is killing America, that this could run into a book! Let's talk about the Federal Reserve, which a few members of Congress rushed in with a few votes during the Christmas break in 1913. The Federal Reserve, is a wonderful name, which seems to mean that it is "Federal," and that it has "Reserves." It ...